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tenesmus

An overpowering, incredibly painful sensation of your “backdoor” demanding to defecate (aka drop a deuce, colon cannonballs, butt driblets, digested Crayola box), with the inability to produce any colon candy (aka stool, feces, fecal matter, waste) despite a valiant, laborious effort.

Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole

The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.
“A lady and a man got into an argument, the woman started screaming about a pain in her butt and the man renounced her claims and stormed off…. The woman tried to yell, “ It’s not you, it is my tenesmus acting up.”

“A patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her anal sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”
by OhLola September 2, 2014
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Tenessee Tickler

When a person grasps another person's ballsack, pulls it up out of the way, and commences licking the ballsack from the backside.
Mary wanted to perform something different on John, so she unvieled the Tenessee Tickler on John's nuts.
by CrashDan April 13, 2007
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teneesha

completely nuts...
but an awesome friend
not someone you want as an enemy.
teneesha: some friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
by maijohns586 April 25, 2011
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tenessa

A very unique soul. The most loyal person you could meet. A girl next door . Always wants to do the right thing. Very much of a control freak. You meet this person once and you will never forget them.
Tenessa is Tracis best friend .
by Sessab December 19, 2016
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tenessee mudflapper

The sex act of doing anal while the partner shits, creating a momentous explosion of shit
Gary did the tenessee mudflapper on Kathy and by the end of the night she had shit all over herself
by GREENLEAN November 18, 2016
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Vlad Tenev

The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.

Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.

Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021
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9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.
CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."
by UltraFitness January 16, 2023
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