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Telle

A real friend. people tend to misunderstand her jokes & taunts, but she's a fricken beast at everyything . She's gorgeous , and she's a bird . :D
...That's Telle . :3
by Cricket. <3 March 25, 2011
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Teller

The silent half of the Penn & Teller duo.

He was born Raymond Joseph Teller and legally changed his name to just "Teller". He is a mute magician who has worked with Penn Jillette for most of his life. He's been in shows such as "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" and "Penn & Teller Tell a Lie." Teller performs six days a week at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hi I'm Penn and this is my partner Teller. In tonight's episode of Bullshit...
by Aeronautica January 9, 2013
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teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009
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Telefukkies

late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.
I made costumes of all my favorite tv characters! Hooray for the Telefukkies!
by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007
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fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/
Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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Teleflushing

The act of calling someone, most oftenly a friend, upon using the bathroom, #1 or #2, for two reasons: occupying yourself with conversation while on the toilet, and the primary reason of surprising the person you are talking to by interrupting the conversation through flushing at least once. In some cases, a moment of silence is used so the maximum flushing volume can be heard. After flushing the toilet, one may follow up by saying "Surprise!" of "You just got flushed!" and/or laughing hysterically until tears come out.
Caller: "Hey, what's up?"
Other Person: "Same old, same old, you?"
Caller: "Just been up to some teleflushing."
Other Person: "Teleflushing, what's that?"
Caller: "*silence*"
Other Person: "Hello, you there?"
Caller: "*flushes toilet*,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Other Person: "*chuckle*WTF?"
Caller: "You've been flushed!*hangs up*"
by Farshtoaster January 26, 2012
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telefunken

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;
"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"
by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006
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