telescopulation

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

by Bill39 December 15, 2008

Indiana telescope

Taking a nice long turd in the eye for sexual gratification

Mike Pence got pink eye when Mother gave him the old Indiana telescope.

by Dot Biz October 8, 2020

asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.

dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night

by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009

Telescope

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!

by DredrickTatem May 5, 2009

People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.

Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.

by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012

Telescope

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.

'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'

by Prof and Dr Gee December 18, 2004

Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.

Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.

by @definitions December 4, 2018