Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 4, 2013

Telephonically

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

by BeccaMarieee December 9, 2008

Shoes over telephone wires

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.

Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

by GrandmaButterfly September 3, 2022

The Telephone

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017

telephonesis

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

telephony

This is the science of turning sounds into another type of media (radio, Light, electrical signals, etc), sending them to another location, usually far away, and then back into sound.

Telephony software is software that can be installed on your computer to send sound via modem, or via IP (VoIP). There is also telephony software to turn a computer in an advanced fax, and answering machine.

Telephone: You say "hello", it gets turned into electrical signals, travels through the wire, then to the phone on the other end, and back into sound, so that the person on the other end hears "hello".

VoIP (Voice over IP): You say "hello" into the mic, the computer turns it into 1s and 0s, sends it into an IP packet, into you cable modem, your ISP will possibly turn that into a fiber optic signal, back into an electrical signal at your VoIP provider. The VoIP provider will then send it to the phone it needs to go, OR send it to the other VoIP recipient.

by Steven L. June 16, 2005

guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009