technorexic

Unable to perform the most basic tasks using a PC or electonics.

"Hey Mark, Can you come help me program the timer on my VCR, I'm a technorexic!"

by Paula Steeves October 9, 2006

technocopian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocopian.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocopian.

by mrflash818 December 27, 2011

technocrat

A big time elitist that believes scientists, engineers, programmers, etc. should run a country.

Bill Gates

by Elitist April 7, 2004

technocoma

The inability to function when without one or more technologies and/or technological devices.

Wow, Kathia could barely function in the technocoma caused when she forgot her iPhone at work that night. When the cable went out too, she was totally catatonic.

by jason2048 December 30, 2008

Technolorgasm

The a state of euphoria felt when opening a new tech gadget. Usually preceded by smelling (huffing) the new plastic of the packaging and/or licking the device.

DUDE!!! JUST got my new iPhone. The technolorgasm I got made me forget there was such a thing as a vagina.

by snowman4839 January 13, 2010

technocream

1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.

2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.

1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.

2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.

by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010

technore

When a person is focused on their computer screen or phone, and it is difficult to communicate with them.

My teenage daughter is sitting next to me while texting and technores me when I ask her a question.

by Sammy Vista June 16, 2010