Teaspooning

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning

by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009

TEASEPOON

MALE EQUIVALENT OF A COCK TEASE.

A GUY WHO GETS A GIRL ALL WORK UP BUT DOESN'T SEAL THE DEAL IS A.... TEASEPOON

by SQUITO4d August 13, 2011

teaspooner

Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.

*belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky Charms from breakfast

by anonymous April 3, 2004

teaspooning

When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!

"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"

by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015

teaspoonstability

I used to tag them in Shadow Weaver edits 😽

teaspoonstability may or may not simp for Shadow Weaver/j

by Someone🤔 July 20, 2021

Teaspooning

T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.

The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.

Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.

Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.

There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...

by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021

TexasPoonSlap

When you and your partner are having intercourse, you take a wooden paddle and slap your partner pussy as hard as you can

Dude last night I gave my girl a TexasPoonSlap!!

by Jerry Tard April 23, 2019