teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal within a female. This pose strongly resembles a teapot.

Damn! That teapot tease is sexy as fuck

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

freestyle teapot

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter

Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.

by MrKenny April 17, 2009

Teapot

A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.

"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Alabama Teapot

When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.

"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"

by Peppermintz1212 August 28, 2009

Teapotting

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.

"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?

by Trashrock July 24, 2012

Aborigine teapot

Is a sexual act between a man and a women. the male participant must lower his testicles in to the females mouth while simultaneously drawing a painting on the wall\ceiling with his own feces.

"put the Aborigine teapot on, Im on my way round"

"its cold outside better put the Aborigine teapot on"

by Lengmanfresh January 28, 2019

Snowflaking The Teapot

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.

Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009