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Teagon

Gorgeous brown eyes, a fun personality, and likes people when he wants to. He is warm-hearted and doesn't care shit about what other people think about him. Teagon likes to joke around with friends, does football and is a monster when it comes to hunting. He is a smart guy and is incredibly loyal. Teagon is pretty damn amazing.
Girl: Who's that dude that's making that chick laugh so hard?
Girl #2: That's Teagon!
by hot77 October 23, 2013
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About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
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Brass Teapot

Brass Teapot

When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.
After a long days work, it's always nice to go home and give my wife a brass teapot.
by BillRyansmom April 4, 2013
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teapot tim

An awesome stuntman on HOT99.5's Mark and Kris in the morning. He has smoked cicadas, waxed his legs, stapled his butt-cheeks together, and so much more...
by :) May 18, 2004
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Teapotting

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later
by Akbarr May 20, 2009
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The Teapot

Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.
I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.

Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.
by aedifjqwepfioje July 4, 2012
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Teakona

It mean wonderful, a very wonderful person.
I had a teakona day
by Johnnysmirh July 19, 2018
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