Teagen

Has the fattest ass at school and his dick is enormous

He’s a teagen

by Habsnfjkskskkd June 9, 2020

taken bacon

someone who is taken

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?

by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016

tweakend

When you do meth on a friday and you stay up till sunday constantly hitting the pickle, or snorts with $ bills. However you decide to do it just make sure its on a tweakend.

TGIF I love tweakends!

by tweakerbird69 July 18, 2009

some taken

instead of none taken,

after someone rudely comments :no offence but i thought you would be prettier in person.

dude01 :no offence but you smell like shit.

dude02 :some taken

by PizzaManDude July 27, 2014

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

by TomSmyckowski April 2, 2009

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017

Breast-taken

Similar to "breath-taken" when a womens large boobs are distracting enough to cause the user to forget or lose track of their doings.

Holy shit dude i have no clue want Avery just said i was so breast-taken.

by TyCap April 13, 2011