Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."
by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009
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Random Girl 1: Hey, do you talk to Tayseer?
Random Girl 2: No, but I wish I did...that girl is so lucky that he is hers.
Random Girl 2: No, but I wish I did...that girl is so lucky that he is hers.
by SecretAdmirer1999 August 18, 2013
Get the Tayseer mug.1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.
by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006
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When you are having sex and your partner is being less than energetic in bed, so you taser their ass and let them start doing most of the work.
"Hey Nicole how was sex last night?"
" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."
" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."
by Moneyshotman February 10, 2010
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Get the tanseera mug.An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard
"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."
by Stacerella August 21, 2014
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