has the taps

A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)

Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.

by ereirrac June 2, 2010

finger taps

The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation

"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps

by chapman69 December 1, 2010

Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

Patton Taps

A marching snare stick trick created by Christopher Patton Strauss where the drummer crosses over the left hand back and forth, hitting flams as the right hand plays grace notes .

“Dang man, those Patton Taps Nick and Grahm played were supreme.”

by Breadcrumbs drumming January 29, 2020

Both taps on

Same as 69 except both participants urinate.

Piss fiend: "Wanna do it with both taps on"
Piss fiend 2: "Sure Terleckji I love it with both taps on!"

by Cheese Sandwich from Saturn April 26, 2006

bliss on taps

When there is too much happiness to handle for one person.

Bro 1: Dude, how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Man, she was bliss on taps!

by la-ah September 28, 2014

daddy taps

when you shoot cum on a girls browneye and proceed to tap the puddle of cum with your penis. the ultimate sexual act

Guy 1: hey did you do anything with shaniqua?
Guy 2: yeah dude, i just gave her the daddy taps
Guy 1: major props dude.

by goonski November 23, 2009