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Random Tandem

This is when two random things happen at the same time.
For example two complete strangers falling over in the same area at the same time. Or two people saying an unusual phrase at the same time like "I poke bagers with spoons" That is random tandem!
by Joe Richards March 21, 2007
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Tandem poo

We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.
Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.
by the grumpy nipple doctor March 11, 2012
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tangelope

Tangerine-cantelope hybrid fruit found only on kr0nus's front lawn. Specially engineered for tossing at LANners' cars as they try to sleep in them.
Jimmy's not awake yet! Get some more tangelopes!
by Sarpedon December 30, 2004
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tindelous

A term used to show stupidity or dim-wittedness. An uncommon phrase, it often makes the person feel even more dim-witted because they don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what tindelous means? You're so tindelous! Go cry!
by G. Bell April 4, 2006
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tandem tan

The practice of two individuals tanning in a tanning bed for two, whereby the subjects enter into a dual suite for the purposes of obtaining a tan by exposure to UV light. Often used in gay-friendly facilities.
Mario tandem tanned at the 12th street gym for too long, now he looks like George Hamilton.
by liebman July 31, 2009
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Tandem Scratch

To simultaneously and unselfishly scratch in a relaxing manner, the inside of each others forearms. When one is scratching, the other simply extends fingers so as to scratch the partners arm as well. Everyone is a winner.
Lying on the sofa trying to stay awake while watching Disney films, one extends arm onto partners lap, Tandem Scratch takes place and therefore both are getting even attention!
by Gordon Star July 7, 2011
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Tandem Titties

Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.
"I got a great pic of some tandem titties on the boat last night!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
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