A term used to show stupidity or dim-wittedness. An uncommon phrase, it often makes the person feel even more dim-witted because they don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what tindelous means? You're so tindelous! Go cry!
When you are traveling (driving, train, flying) to other cities and are swiping on dating apps at the same time thus bypassing any radius filters potential matches may have leaving ‘likes’ across america like dust. Rooted from the word “cropdusting” where a plane flies over an area and drops it’s (grain, water, food, etc) over a wide area quickly. Likewise if you are a man doing this you are “Tinderpan” and if you’re a girl you’re a “Tinderbell.” Three swipes to the right and one night stands til morning!!
My friend and I were driving from Pennsylvania to Maryland and I noticed he pulled out tinder while we were driving. I asked him why is he swiping on tinder when he doesn’t even live down this way. He said “I’m Tinderdusting. I’m spreading my likes across america.”
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.