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Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.
Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
by RogueRouge October 1, 2009
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when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face
tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!
by tj dooley December 22, 2008
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When a girl is so fat and on her period she needs to pull her vagina lips to the side and have a t-shirt cannon shoot what appears to be multiple rolls of Bounty paper towels taped together.
Girl 1: Did you see how far Becky got?
Girl 2: Yeah! She’s going to need a tampoon for her time of the month.
by Zampthechamp January 4, 2021
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When you have 2 tampons inside of you
Tampoons is When you’re a horny honey
by Pussy juice drinker 69 November 4, 2022
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tony tampony

Person 1: Who is tony tampony?
Person 2. Tony lopez, the human helicopter!
by valentina eyelish November 10, 2020
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