asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.

Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

by That one nigger April 4, 2018

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get takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 21, 2024

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It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her

Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying

by Aboychap August 14, 2018

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Takeout Exile

When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.

Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."

by The-Olas February 4, 2024

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Get Takeout

New way to ask for sex aka get in someones pants ;)

Guy- "hey girllll wanna get takeout tonight?"
Girl- "your take out is my favorite take out!"

by Dickgetterzone March 25, 2022

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Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024

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