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Tactical twist

When you get an inappropriate boner and have to twist/turn your body in order to hide it.

Most commonly used on the beach, pool, or other social occasions with pretty girls and loose swimming trunks.
- That girl is pretty hot

- Yeah, I know mate, I was forced to enact a tactical twist
by djbns September 20, 2011
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humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!
Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?
by humbytwister November 5, 2018
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Stick or Twist

1. In the game of blackjack, “Stick or Twist” refers to the binary set of options presented to a player during the game. After a card or cards have been drawn, the player may choose to either stick with their current cards (standing) which would be “Sticking”, or they may choose to receive another card (hitting) which would be “Twisting.”

2. A phrase referring to one’s agency to either “cash in” and remain at their current level in life: or to sacrifice momentary satisfaction and work towards a greater level in life. The term is most commonly used within self-improvement circles.
1. “Shall you decide to stick or twist?”

“I think I’ll play it safe and stick.”

2. Alex went to a decent college, graduated and received his degree, and went into a stable career. In order to garner the respect and recognition of his social peers, he got a mortgage for a large home in a mediocre neighbourhood, purchased pricy clothing, a brand new mid-range car, and started a family with a woman he met in college, despite the fact that she leads a sedentary and unhealthy lifestyle, argues with Alex daily, and cheated on him once in the past. Alex has little ability to progress past this point in his life, while having all the desire to. Alex chose to stick.

James also went to a decent college, graduated and received his degree, and went into a stable career. Sacrificing the respect and recognition from many of his peers, and intimacy from a relationship, James saved plenty while working, while spending long nights working on his own business. Money that could’ve gone towards a woman or family, or a mortgage on a big house, or expensive clothing, went into James’ passion project. Later on James’ business succeeds and he ends up purchasing a gorgeous home in a famed neighbourhood, all his dream cars and clothing, and is able to attract a high quality woman who constantly supports James and improves herself, while also being an excellent mother to their children. James chose to twist.
by THEREALHYPEBOSS June 5, 2022
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latina twist

When a latina has a dick inside of her vagina and she moves and twists her hips in circles, causing the partner to feel every wall of her vagina.
I am going to do the latina twist all over your dick.
by realpro April 12, 2011
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two hand twist wombo combo

the art of jacking off a dick while sucking with 2 hands and going up and down the cock in a twisting motion. (used during a blowjob or masturbation)
Hey babe can i get that two hand twist wombo combo or yo bro she gave me that two hand twist wombo combo
by Rokua November 14, 2017
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twisexual

Someone who wants to have an orgy with the cast of Twilight
I'm a Twisexual
by greenday22 May 18, 2011
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salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.
John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist
by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015
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