Alex Turner

Alex Turner is the hottest and i mean HOTTEST rockstar there is. He is the lead singer for the indie rock band Arctic Monkeys and the lead singer for another band The Last Shadow Puppets.

“wow, Alex Turner is the best singer ever.”

by ghostcookies08 June 18, 2021

blake turner

Biggest douche and consumer of date tape

Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.

by more dudes September 22, 2013

Ben Turner

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo

" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "

by CarlosClarkSickCDpartnership May 1, 2010

Timmy Turner

The coolest kid on the planet. Often seen hanging around with different discolored animals. Also mysteriously stays in the 5th grade since 2001 along with his friends.

Andy: Dude that kid is totally Timmy Turner!
Steven: Check out those awesome pink and green goldfish!
Andy: Timmy Turner is definitely the coolest kid on the planet.

by Double T in the Morning January 2, 2010

turntrovert

An introvert who is planning a quiet night in but then takes one sip of delicious alcohol and transform into an all night turnt party machine.

Tim: I think I want to have a quiet night in and watch Sex and the City
Jean-Louis: Just have one beer with us.
*Eight hours later*
Jean-Louis: Tim you turntrovert you need to come down from that chandelier the club is closing.

by Tim Turnter September 14, 2015

Finger Turner

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.

I need ice for my finger. I was e-reading a Stephen King book last night --- it was so good,I couldn't put it down. It's a real Finger Turner

by jbbruce001 April 18, 2011

Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

by Bo111 February 16, 2018