Doing a Triple D

The act of going to a restaurant dressed in a white wig as Guy Fieri with a whole ass fake camera crew pretending to be on the TV show Diners Drive-ins and Dives, hoping that you don’t get caught by restaurant employees and local authorities all because you want free food.

“Ayo I heard you tryna dine and dash tonight?”

“Nah fam, I’m doing a Triple D!!!”

“Please get a life.”

by Tartaggz March 4, 2023

Dat Triple D

Dry Desert Dick

Ay man its been like 3 months since my sh*t been wet

Damn idk what to say but yu got Dat TRIPLE D cuzz your no pussy gettin face ass

by BasedGod_Bry February 21, 2011

Triple-H'd

After a girl has taken your load in her mouth you punch her in the stomach. This forces the semen out in a manor similar to professional wrestler Triple H's entrance, where he spits water out like a complete boss.

Bro1: Damn you were into that chick last night
Bro2: Yeah, but it won't be going any further, I Triple-H'd her...

by tonbar July 3, 2012

D Triple F

D Triple F (Noun)- D Triple F is short for Dick Fuck Fat Face, this word is used to describe someone that is an extraordinarily large douche bag that is preferably of large proportion.

1. Damn it... Zac is such a D Triple F.
2. Fuck you, D Triple F!

by Chuck a.k.a. Guppy April 11, 2009

Triple B and D

Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads

Guy 1: Don't mess with that guy, he's Triple B and D
Guy 2: That's dangerous

by Tartaru5 March 8, 2011

Triple Red Alarm Code M/D

A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.

Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."

by xIcefireAngelx June 6, 2011

Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016