Tongan

The coolest race on earth, they could kick anyones butt and know how to party. They are a very proud people because they are the only islanders never to be conquered or colonized by foreigners although they have done much conquering themselves. Tongans are naturally strong and good at sports like rugby but can be fat and lazy when influenced in a negative way, but at the end of the day a tongan could destroy you without effort.

Guy #1: Wow dude, you are so cool! You must be tongan!
Tongan: You know it, we the coolest out there.

by TCG rules July 6, 2011

Thongage

A restaurant charge incurred by wearing inappropriate footwear to dine. (in Australia thongs=flip flops). Coined by eccentric and controversial Northern Territory restaurateur John Hugh Spellman; who was sick of trying to enforce a dress code in his upmarket Bistro. The charge was put into place in early 2011, days later- after a employee sent a photo of the warning hanging in the front door the story went viral around Australia and the world, with varying responses.

That darned Spellman got me with the 'Thongage' charge again! I guess I'll have to remember to wear shoes next time!

by dboyNT August 26, 2012

toongalaboongaladoons

Absolutely massive honkers. If you don’t get a raging erection after seeing a pair of these you are either gay or have ED.

Your mom has some toongalaboongaladoons.

by Sexy imposter December 1, 2021

Thongachoda

Literal meaning of thonga is paper bag. Thongachoda is a person who dreams of fucking a real pussy but can only afford a thonga.

Basically a person who fucks a paper bag(thonga).

Areh oi Sougoto ta ekebare thongachoda or ta abar keu chusbe naki?( That Sougoto is such a thongachoda, not a single chick will suck his dick.)
Or,
Rahul: Bro where were you last night?
Sougoto: Was jerking off infront of your mom's picture ;)
Rahul: Shala thongachoda tor maire sudi!!(I'll fuck your mom you thongachoda!!)

by CumInYoMum July 26, 2023

Tongan

big balky ployneans. fears nothing. gangstered out but go with god stonglly.

if you llike living dont mess with tongans

by Paulah SEL-C Hopoi August 29, 2005

Tongan

A race whose origination is still unknown (they either originate from South East Asia or South America, both of which have strong supporting evidence). Tongans have a huge history in which many of todays generation are unaware of with christianity accepted less than 200 years ago. Many Tongans could actually say three to five generations ago their elders were once powerful warriors or even chiefs. Tongans today are reaping the benefits of their parents or great grandparents hardship to find a life with better opprtunities overseas like New Zealand or Australia. Tongans need to realise the pain they went through for us. They came into New Zealand or elsewhere as working class men and worked their butts off for us to have quality education to live life in a less struggling and painful way.Many are in sport teams with some making the elite level of their specific sport like the NRL. Tongans have a lot of raw talent being naturally athletic whilst in their adolescent years are striving in sport. However they hardly have much motivation which stops them continuing when school finishes. But to change this is for them to change themselves. It would keep them focused and out of trouble.These polynesians are friendly and all they want is respect. Don't be taken aback when you see them because when they notice that, they will have a grudge against you.

You have to meet a Tongan to understand.

by MadBaggage February 25, 2012

tongalangas

another word for a mans scrotum or ball sack

watch out for his tongalangas

by victor havoc October 11, 2003