Toys R Us

A good place to shop or work if you want to have nightmares as an adult.

TV: "Buy a new Skylanders game and get two free Skylanders, but only if you buy from Toys R Us, where --"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *burns TV down*

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Toys r us

A great place to kidnap children.

"Let's go to Toys r us to kidnap kids!"
"Kidnap? Won't we get arrested?"
"No silly! I'm a cop myself"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

Toys in the attic

It means drugs in the brain

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."

by Luigi 15esimo February 7, 2019

TOYS MD

T.O.Y.S.M.D. is an acronym thats losers get on their personalized license plates for their shit box's.

They want people who read it to think they're toy repairman or a Mechanic. Toys are referred to as a cool car, motorcycles, boats etc amongst adult losers.

Stands for: Thinking Of You Sucking My Dick.... TOYSMD.

TOYS MD means that I am a shallow ugly loser and want to feel like I'm superior everyone. I got TOYSMD on my plates so when I cut someone off they see it and I think it. Think of you sucking my dick.

by anonymous January 29, 2025

Ryan Toys Review

Absolute cancer, do not watch this youtube channel unless you want to go on a bleach only diet and replace your eyes.

Ugh, Ryan Toys Review is absolute garbage.

by LigmaFlippingBalls December 16, 2018

Fidget Toys

A sensory toy for people with autism adhd and anxiety. It helped till people who don’t need them use them an it becomes a trend

“ Trading Fidget toys

by •_•_• January 9, 2021