toelio rodeo

Sticking your big toe up someone's ass, must last at least 8 seconds.

Dude, I only lasted 7 seconds I last nights toelio rodeo.

by huskychick125 May 19, 2013

toolfool

1. Someone who is simultaneously a tool and a fool.
2. A ridiculously funny and condescending way to tell someone they're being an idiot.

"You hung up on me!!"
"No I didn't!"
"You're such a toolfool!"

by Denizz December 14, 2008

toolie

A gun

So I pulled out my toolie and i aimed it at her lip. I said earrings and the stereo, run that shit!

by peanuts and corn April 19, 2006

toolies

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

by Unce April 19, 2006

TOOLism

someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.

He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism

by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006

Tooloo

Slang term for penis

"My misses caught me playing with my tooloo so now I have to sleep on couch"

by Dilldy September 14, 2018

toolbook

a godforsaken piece of shit 90's computer program, don't even get me started on this one. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone would want to use it.

toolbook....what a piece of shit.

by JG_89 April 17, 2009