African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

toastinos

toastinos is a very swag person, their name is maya and they’re so cool and pretty. bow down to toastinos 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

toastinos is so super mega swag

by ella bae March 13, 2021

whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.

morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?

by chemisus October 18, 2010

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011

marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.

Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.

by derpotato July 26, 2015

Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.

Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.

by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019

Pussy Toasting

To raise a toast to a pussy - Pussy Toasting

This party needs a pussy toasting - To Pussy!

by hiddenninja- January 8, 2014