Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 12, 2010
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tippin on my dick

for a girl to be all over a guy, or obsessed with him.
you go to a club and a girl is dancing on one guy and wont leave him alone, he can say "hey, that chick is totally tippin on my dick."
by jesus ! June 16, 2010
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SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...
Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50
by Hellyea10362 September 06, 2018
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Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.
Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
by Yoman1289 April 24, 2011
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juice my dick

v. 1)hook me up.
2)someone has given you a great deal
on something

Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced.
The bartender has juiced my dick all night; I haven't paid for one single shot!
by Cartright July 30, 2005
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Suck my dick

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.
Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?
by TeeHee June 27, 2004
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chew my dick

"Hey Emily can you chew my dick"
by BenzoSolz September 06, 2014
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