Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

With Tinted Visor

Being so drunk, that women who you once thought weren't attractive suddenly become attractive. Alcohol is usually to blame. It gets it's name from a piece of glass, attached to a hockey helmet for eye protection. With this glass tinted, it would become very hard to see or distinguish things which are distinguishable otherwise.

"She's smokin'...with tinted visor on of course."

by Blinky938 September 6, 2009

Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker

by Purple dood April 14, 2021

Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

Big Titted Animal

A term of endearment for your loved one. Usually your loved one has big mommy milkers.

Created by Tom Segura

What’s for dinner you Big Titted Animal

by Fedsmoker2395 March 24, 2021

tilted towers

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 8, 2018

tilted

When you're getting slightly mad at someone/something.

-hey Arteezy, how's your team treating you?
-i'm getting tilted already by this bullshit chen

by tsonkata May 9, 2016