The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!

The line that is used when someone is from the Ukraine and you ask them if they are from Russia. They usually will be very rude to you when saying this and will have no remorse. If you are educated in history, you will know that the Ukraine has simultaneously been a part of Russia on and off again, even prior to the USSR, so don't bother asking them what the difference is, they will just yell at you, in public.

Person 1 "I love your accent, are you from Russia?"
Person 2"I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!"*yelling with furry*
Person 1"Okay, okay. Still the same thing though."

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

by WackyRoccoTaco January 27, 2014

The Ukraine

It’s called Ukraine, NOT The Ukraine, you dumb fuck

Gary: Hey Vlad, r u from The Ukraine?
Vlad: Bro it’s just Ukraine.

by hamburger2020 August 14, 2022

Anarchy in the U.K.

a classic tavern song that will always turn some heads. Often considered to be the first punk rock song ever, it isn't. It's the first hit by the Sex Pistols, who were not the first punk rock band (the Ramones were). This song was intentially provocative and still is to those people who don't know it or don't understand punk.

Megadeth and Motley Crue have covered "Anarchy in the U.K." in the late 80s.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

The Ukraine

Russia's junior economic partner and economically underdeveloped agricultural hinterland.

if Putin is allowed to remain President of Russia, The Ukraine will forever remain, well , The Ukraine, especially eastern ukraine.

by Uncle Dimma December 10, 2016