Ride The Dinosaur Tail

To quickly leave work right at 5:00. Like how Fred Flintstone leaves work

"Can you work late tonight, Pete?"
"No, I'm going to ride the dinosaur tail tonight, I have a date."

by Elrac April 12, 2012

tickle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 23, 2013

Chasing the Dragon Tail

When you take an opioid and heat it with a lighter on tinfoil, you have a straw and inhale the fumes from burning the pill, then you take the liquid that was once the pill in the tinfoil and shoot it up.

Lastnight we arrested a guy who was Chasing the Dragon Tail

by Maggie Caetlyn March 15, 2018

wagging the brown tail

The need to defecate, make a doody, make a number two,to poop

Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"

by Barsinister October 2, 2006

the beaver tail

the act of a my sticking his legs in the air then pulling is sack down over his buthole, thus forming the beaver tail

I think ill sit in front of the door and when Joe walks in i'll show him the beaver tail

by taten August 3, 2007

Tail wagging the dog

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016

tail over the fence

When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.

My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004