tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.

In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.

by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015

tongue punching the dirt star

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)

man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Blowing up the death star

This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.

"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"

by R. LexM January 28, 2008

Jerry the Rock Star

Jerry the Rock Star is a mixed drink made with Mocha Rockstar Energy Drink and Sailor Jerry's Rum. It is made with a shot and a half of Sailor Jerry's in a 16oz cup with lots of ice. Next Mocha Rockstar is added til glass is full. Stir and serve.

Last night I got completely fucked up, I drank atleast 15 Jerry the Rock Stars

by brandonbo May 5, 2009

The Alpha Star

When someone on a forum sends a moderator a PM to be banned to and once banned returns to the forum with a new name.

Person A to Moderator: UR A IDIOT BAN ME AHAHAHAH
Moderator: *bans*
Person A: *makes a new account*
The alpha star

by NilzPilz July 28, 2011

The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.

Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?

by Jdizub August 8, 2012