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The PortlaoiseBadger

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum
Albert one night on a drunken escapade climbed on top of a vending machine and performed The PortlaoiseBadger
by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021
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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.
Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.
by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025
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the unnaquainted postal worker

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
by ziggabrap July 9, 2009
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