the green ninja

abilities include;
green

1:whats his power
wu: greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
the green ninja

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

The Great Ninja Pirate War

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.

The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

by beattie April 11, 2005

The Lazy Ninja

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.

I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!

by The barn February 18, 2011

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow

"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"

by delete no danna September 21, 2009

the dark ninja

the coolesnt ninja with the coolest name.

"Oh my gosh did you see the dark ninja?! he's so cool!!"

by Mandizzle April 13, 2004

The Big Ninja

Is what AIDS or HIV is referred to in a jail or prison.

Inmate A says to inmate B- " Hey watch out for that dude... he's got The Big Ninja.

by The_ Dragon February 13, 2008

The Flying Ninja

when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth

i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!

by Joe Rican 1096 September 28, 2011