Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

dave the dick destroyer by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

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The Big D Destroyer

When your cock is so abnormally large that when inserted into the vagina it causes the vagina to rip open

Dude my mom was walking weird last night. I think someone gave her the Big D Destroyer

The Big D Destroyer by Henry’s Meaty Calves December 27, 2021

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the heavy fat girl destroyer

when you want to get rid of sperm in a hurry and want to spunk in her hair on her face in her eye on her hand on her t shirt on her foot maybe even her butt crack but worst of all right in her baby maker "vagina" and then finish that off with some shit on her hair on her eyes on her hands then shit all over her back make her look like a half cast shit piping homo scum bag

aeee shes fat a want to be the heavy fat girl destroyer

the heavy fat girl destroyer by the fattie destroyer April 6, 2009

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