That's what I was thinking

Most commonly said by those who have no freaking clue what is going on. Yet, they feel compelled to say, “That’s what I was thinking!” In hopes of you thinking they might just be smart or cool.

Person1: ...and that is how you boil water.
Person2: "That's what I was thinking".

by 7eleven December 3, 2007

That's what Al said!

1. A man who overly uses That's What She Said.

Oh my God! This project is going to take a while.

Dude! That's What Al Said!

That was legendary!

That's What Al Said!

by Uly August 1, 2012

that's what he said

A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could be interpreted as sexual innuendo. This interjection is used when someone, usually a female, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "he" is typically assumed to be the girl's boyfriend.

The inverse use that's what she said was made popular by the hit TV show The Office.

Scenario: Two girls are getting out of the pool and going to grab towels to dry off...

Girl 1 (while picking up towel): Wow, that's ones really wet!
Girl 2: That's what he said.

by tcufrog08 June 2, 2008

That's what guns are for!

A phrase used when the situation at hand seems hopeless, or mind bogglingly silly. Usually, a nice threat with a gun would work really well there.

"I need really need an invitation to the party..."
"That's what GUNS are for!"

by Manave Eru Sulanul January 23, 2007

That's what she said

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."

by Paddy92 March 16, 2007

That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008

that's what she didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.

Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"

by Nicholas D December 18, 2012