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Tess is pure hearted gem of dog
Tess by Kb7636344 August 19, 2018

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An absolutely amazing gal, she is funny and has amazing taste. She likes Tik Toks. A big crier, always lonely. Best friends with Kairi. Probably emo, probably bi.
Tess, you need to calm down.
Tess by KairiDawn January 16, 2019

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A name given to girls who are somewhat smart, but still barely pass tests and quizzes. Tesses are usually extremely hot and have gorgeous legs and an awesome ass. They are not really sluts, but might slip in a quick blow now and then.
Tess: Wow, I only passed this course by 2%!

Random guy: OK, great...
So how about a bj?

Tess: Sure, why not...
Tess by pussyfucker299890.3 January 26, 2010

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a brown hair girl who lives in guilford and has a big butt
yo tess has a donk!
Tess by eugene latard September 26, 2010

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A Tess is someone who has brown hair with a pink streak. She lives in Miami. She is shy when you first meet her, and is quiet and awkward in front of people who she is intimidated or uncomfortable around, because she is a bit insecure. But as soon as they leave, a Tess will become an entirely different person. She will become loud, and aggressive, and will usually take the spotlight. Tess is able to make friends, but it usually takes a while. People usually think she is snobby, because she is shy, or that she is a loser because she has a hard time making new friends, but she is actually not. She is discriminated against sometimes because she is overweight, only by a couple of pounds, but is in a school full of ugly, confident, anorexics. She is obsessed with One Direction and Selena Gomez, and is smart, but makes average grades. Overall, Tess is a very nice person who will be loyal, and faithful to you through practically anything.
Group of snobs:
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.

All: Laughing

At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone

Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)
Tess by abbyheartscheerios August 23, 2012

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a retarded person who is still pretty damn sexy at the same time.
omg, what a tess.
tess by molliemolliemollie September 26, 2010
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