tila tequila

A great example of what's wrong with America.

Tila Tequila scares me.

by nrl6487 December 26, 2007

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

Tequila sandwich

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 16, 2008

tequila town

Noun. State of mind obtained by consuming multiple shots of tequila. You'll know you've arrived when you start to involuntarily grito & dance cumbia.

Chica Mala#1: Girl, you going to Peligrosa este noche?

Chica Mala#2: "Porsupuesto! We going to Tequila Town tonight!"

by ChicasMalas November 22, 2014

Tila Tequila

So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.

:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!

by Another Helen C December 3, 2006