Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

Taser fun

The joy that police feel when then taser someone.

the police were having some taser fun down town.

by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

Taser tap

The act of gathering enough static electricity and tapping a woman's clitoris or nipples.

I gave her the old taser tap and she came like crazy. {clitoris} {static} {electricity}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Taser-brain

Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.

“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”

by Maniacweirdo November 21, 2018

Taser Napkin

Another name for a Stingray

Look at them Taser Napkins swimming by.

by FaZe_Burnana May 22, 2022

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.

Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."

by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009