B. K. Randy Tandy

The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.

One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.

See: chach douche dickhead

Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?

Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.

by simonbeard March 18, 2019

Tandra

a girl who dances, usually rocks a small frame and nice heart shaped booty, but loves life to the fullest. Loves God with all her heart, and has the coolest friends in the world. She's a giver, she loves hard and wears her heart on her sleeve.Dont burn your bridge with her because she's known to hold a grudge. Get you a "her"

Tandra walked in the club and set shit on fire 🔥🔥🔥

by Tan814 December 21, 2016

Tando

The felt hat worn by Zoot Suiters of the 1940's L.A., California.

The hat, usually made out of felt, that goes with a Zoot Suit, characterized as a wide-brimmed hat, tipped forward, with an extra long feather attached to the crown of the hat and extending at an angle backwards.

"This tando looks great with my Zoot Suit! It's the perfect accessory to my suit!"

by Nando A. March 10, 2007

Tandi

Tandi is a beautiful, cold hearted bad bitch that will thug any shit out. She has an outgoing personality and alround a good person to be with. Tandi has queen like traits and will never be one to bow down to anyone / everyone. She is that bitch and she is that queen. Everyone loves her and knows not to mess with her not because she is scary, but because she will spit facts.

Did you hear about Tandi?
Must be nice being her
I know right?!

by ohyecuzzybro June 28, 2019

tandoori

slang for indian vagina
see also meat pie

damn that tandoori is dripping

by emilios cumalotttus November 1, 2006

Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009