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dick don't care

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
by Nec October 14, 2016
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 21, 2008
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore, he knew was done, so all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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Don't be a Dick

This is the Heading of the letter trump wrote to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan recently this october as he pulled his troops from syria...
Don't be a dick Erdogan,you don't want me to be responsible for crushing your country's economy of you touch any hair of the kurds.Let us just figure this out like adults
by Titus rutto October 22, 2019
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big dick don’t suck on it

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.
Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh
by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020
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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.
Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.
by You don't know me, honestly January 31, 2018
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Big dick don’t suck on it

When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive
Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy
by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020
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