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Sword fighting

A game in which two guys expose their penis and start to sword fight with each other. sort of like what you do with light savers but in this case your using your penis.
Matt- "Hey wanna go sword fighting?"

John- "yea bro in the bathroom would be way gnarly"
by anonymous521 September 21, 2012
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Kazakh Sword Fight

A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.
Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
by fearandloathinginnh April 24, 2008
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Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011
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sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.
We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
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Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.
I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.
by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023
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sword fighting

Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.
"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."
by Inigo_Montoya October 1, 2009
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sword fight

When a woman has two dicks in her mouth at the same time.
I challenge you to a sword fight in her mouth
by walter lomeli August 14, 2004
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