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gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo
by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007
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Shift-Delete

This is the process of sending an e-mail then immediately going into sent mail and doing a SHIFT-DELETE to remove the e-mail without going throught the deleted items folder. This is an appropriate tactic when sending sexually explicit e-mails that you don't want recorded by anyone.
We were exchanging very hot and steamy e-mails at work so we immediately SHIFT-DELETED them.
by Nightraider December 3, 2007
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Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.
I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!
by peachy101101 May 9, 2011
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Stick Shift Drive

The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.
by imnaughty123 November 13, 2011
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Shift Daddy

Shift Daddy is a term meant for the best MighettoRz staff member
Shift is Pretty much Shift Daddy hes the best MighettoRZ staff member he answers my tickets so fast
by BonOnNyquill March 12, 2023
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Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010
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shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
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