sweatervestite

A person who wears a sweater vest, this person is obviously confused about their sexuality since they wear the sweater vest.

Todd hangs out in gay bars wearing sweater vests, he is such a sweatervestite.

by antoncrowley December 15, 2008

sweaterless

without or not having a sweater

Halbs is cold because he is sweaterless.

by makneh January 10, 2009

sweater vest

hairy burly man that appears to be wearing a vest of chest hair.

Nate looks like an ass! He has a sweater vest and chaps!

by Mary Trainor July 7, 2008

sweaterection

Noun: The appearance of an erection originating from the folds of a sweater or zip up hoodie. This can occur in men as well as females.

Oh man, I was so embarassed. She went to grab my junk, and instead, groped the sweaterection I'd been trying to hide all night.

by Paul Penispants September 19, 2010

sweater vest

The fragile man's dress shirt.

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.

by BizzyBea March 11, 2011

Sweater vest

a lot of chest hair

excess hair folicles on ones' chest

Man #1- "Hey, you shave your chest?"
Man #2-"Watchu say boi?"
Man #1-"I said...you have a nice sweater vest."

by Gumbi December 27, 2004

Sweater vest

It's not a thing. People try to make it a thing but It shouldn't ever be a thing

"What is John wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"What is a sweater vest"
"It's not a thing"

by Jcrxoxox December 14, 2014