The Swanson’s

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!

Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

Reverse Swansoned

When the bad luck fan of the home team shows up to the game in the opposing game's jersey and roots for the non-home team effectively reversing the bad luck and dooming to the opponents to a Cleveland Browns level of bad luck and losing.

That fan that Swansoned us last week, showed up again this week wearing the other teams jersey and our team won the game with some really freaky lucky plays. He totally reverse Swansoned them!!!!

by Squad game January 10, 2022

Hornsby Swanson

The ideal pimp or a player; a rizz god.

I’m feelin’ like Hornsby Swanson right now the way I’m mackin these bitches.

by hornsmitt May 18, 2022

Mr. Swanson

Slang term referring to a slimy, disgusting, old teacher that subtlety hits on students. Generally middle schoolers.

"Mr. Jones reminds of a Mr. Swanson."

by Jimbur July 13, 2021

Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal

greg swanson

by gregswan January 13, 2009

Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty June 2, 2018