swalloed

you should have been if your reading this

"you should've been swalloed retard"

by cumblaster300088 April 12, 2021

Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.

Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

by withinthelight May 9, 2012

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

scalled

Leu's weird way of saying it's called.

scalled doing what i want.

by ArousedPanda May 12, 2016

swallercock

when a man wants to have a woman give him a bj.

Hey, HO! Give me a swallercock!

by william_wraithe January 12, 2009

swallex

tiny ass dick nigga

"man this kid really is a swallex"

by thanosman October 26, 2018

swelled head

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".

One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.

by QuacksO April 9, 2020