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The act of denying someone a valid warranty based on intentionally deceitful and malicious practices.

Based on several incidents of fraud like activity that a certain car company may or may not have been busted with in the last few years
me: That TV that I bought yesterday does not work at all. It doesn't even turn on. Even worse, when I tried to get it fixed they gave me the whole Suzuki routine.
friend: Aw! You got Suzuki'd
Suzuki by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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David Suzuki

The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.
Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!
David Suzuki by Old King Clancy April 22, 2009

Suzuki Swift

The ghettoist car ever. Sometimes confused with Datsuns. Big mistake! Suzuki Swift's have unrivalled acceleration, handling and grip as well as having a perfectly aerodynamic shape.
That cool guy George has a Suzuki Swift
Suzuki Swift by jamboy braaap December 19, 2006

Suzuki'd 

Recycled, a la David Suzuki (the Japanese-Canadian environmental activist).
Dude, what happened to those empties?" "Oh, I totes Suzuki'd them this morning.
Suzuki'd by goaskalix January 7, 2011

suzuki kid 

A kid that goes and buys a shitty ass suzuki because he thinks it will make him cool or get him laid. This usually doesn't work.
Man, that Suzuki Kid is such a chode nose, he definatly should ride his Huffy tomorrow.
suzuki kid by Nody April 17, 2009

Sulumits Retsambew 

Sulumits Retsambew is a stimulus package for webmasters.
That sulumits retsambew seemed to help my site out a lot!

Your sulumits retsambew was horrible for other webmasters

Shigenobu Suzuki

A very talented guitarist from the Japanese band The Oral Cigarettes.
That awesome riff in Starget by The Oral Cigarettes Was played by Shigenobu Suzuki.

Really I thought it was Takuya Yamanaka. Takuya has an amazing voice!
Shigenobu Suzuki by Momobamiiiii September 9, 2020