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Mexican suspension bridge

When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.
It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.
by grovelerdan January 8, 2009
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Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.
"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."
by Ladstain October 4, 2016
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superman suspension

During missionary style sex, the man ,ontop seems to be floating as he plunges into the girl. All while keeping his legs straight and on his toes like hes doing a marine corp pushup exercise.making it feel like hes levitating upon her body.
Oh shitt you gotta do the superman suspension move on me again. Feels like your floating over me!!
by nikkiTblue May 12, 2019
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Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
by The Ping King September 30, 2022
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The Great Suspension

The Great Suspension, May 1st, 2022 was the mass genocide of Stan Accounts on Twitter carried out by Elon Musk using a space link named "The Science Behind Our Traditions"
The Great Suspension wiped out nearly half of the big swiftie accounts
by jennie kim's slave May 3, 2022
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suspension

having hooks dug deep into your flesh, and then being suspended 5-12 ft. into the air by those sharp little fuckers.
There are many pictures of suspension on BMEzine.com
by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 21, 2003
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The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate)

A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!
Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.
by mildlyaphasic January 30, 2009
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