Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

Sorton

A good download manager, commonly used with "goodly"

Are you even downloading with Sorton?
Yes I'm always "goodly downloading with Sorton"

by Molodo April 9, 2020

Sartorians

Fans of Jacob Sartorius. The story gets fandom in the world.

Girl: I will forever be a sartorian!

Or

Person: Sartorians are the most amazing fandom

by queen.sartorius July 8, 2018

mexican surround sound

playing all of the tv sets in the house on the same program really loud to achieve the surround sound experience.

Hey Juan turn up the tv in the garage and kitchen, moms tv is louder. its messing with my mexican surround sound.

by Hecta_son March 31, 2011

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

subtotal

something which is below standard or does not live up to expectations

1. Bigging up of a fart
'mate i'm gonna land this fart'
'yeah?'
'yeah'
'dude, that was subtotal'

2. Premature Ejaculation
'i'll fuck you like a racehore'
20 seconds later
'mate you just came all over my face'

subtotal.

by charlie's filter May 8, 2010

Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.

Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.

by dreguan May 15, 2013