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Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.
Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.
by dreguan May 15, 2013
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Sutcliffe Surrogate

When you are sexually attracted to your siblings, but instead of boshing them you bosh people who look like them.
Hey Tom, your girlfriend looks awfully like your sister?
Yes pal, she's a Sutcliffe surrogate!
by MATTeuph December 11, 2012
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sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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suicide surrogate

A campaign minion who is selected to make a public inflammatory and controversial charge against the other candidate and then "resign" or be "forced out" after the cat is already out of the bag.
Geraldine Ferraro played suicide surrogate this week after characterizing Barack Obama as an affirmative action candidate.
by doodahman March 13, 2008
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love surrogate

Getting someone to fuck your boyfriend via tinder
Your so pretty, you'd be a perfect love surrogate for for my long distance bf, Damon
by FatherJones July 9, 2016
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Surrogacy

Surrogacy is an arrangement,often supported by a legal agreement,whereby a woman agrees to become pregnant,and give birth to a child ,all of this for another person,who will ultimately become the parent of the new born child
Baby jane was born through surrogacy
by Mojisolar_gold October 16, 2018
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furrogate

a furrogate is a pet that has been treated like a baby or child - it similar to a surrogate, but furry. sometime a furrogate can be replaced by real children when they arrive.
her dogs were her furrogates- well, at least until the baby came, when the former furrogates started peeing on her pillows to let her know they didn't take kindly to their demotion in status!
by manyakay October 16, 2011
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