SmurfBoarding

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

surfboardt

Another spelling of the word surfboard as pronounced surfbort in beyonces Drunk In Love song.

Ridin on my surfboardts

by nnuada February 16, 2014

surfbort

Verb. The action of riding a male member with specific voracity.

Damn girl! You rode him like a surfbort!

by The Male Inquisitor February 14, 2014

Surfguard

A beach lifeguard trained for surf conditions.

There's surfguards at the ocean beach but lifeguards at the lake.

by BCgirl10101 December 15, 2007

serfboard

When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.

Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

Surfboardt

The surfboard is a euphemism for a sex position in the tub, where a woman is on top and controlling the action.

Beyonce says: "Then I fill the tub up halfway
Then ride it with my surfbort, surfboardt,surfboardt"

by Niyah324 August 27, 2020

swurkboard

twerk, surfboard, and swerve mixed. go to swurk biatch

SWURKBOARD. riding on that good good.

by GingiedaHomie April 18, 2014