Suburban Viking

A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.

Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!

by the ex-Suburban Viking September 1, 2004

suburban offroading

When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.

Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.

by Nicolas Phlemington April 28, 2008

Suburban Runaway

One born, raised and schooled in a middle/upper-middle class suburb who moves to the city in their mid to late 20's and acts like they've lived there their entire lives.

Surburban Runaways will only congregate in certain neighborhoods of the city (ones typically deemed "dangerous" by their suburban parents), with a specific safety-zone of stores and bars.

If/When they do return to their hometown, they always make a fuss and never refer to it's namesake:

"Ugh, I have to drive out to the suburbs this weekend for a birthday party. Don't know what time I'll make it back, traffic coming back from the suburbs is always a gamble."

"Craig and Ruben got an apartment in Humboldt Park!?"

"Yep, they moved out of Tinley a few years ago; they had a spot in Pilsen, they just moved again."

"Wow, never figured them for suburban runaways...I guess it is the hip thing these days."

by Alison Chaynes June 7, 2009

Suburban Trap

Trap music with substance, created by hip hop emcee Jay IDK (Ignorantly Delivering Knowledge). Mixing trap influences such as Gucci Mane with substance influences like A Tribe Called Quest. The ideology is that our generation is influenced by trap music, by disguising substance into trap we can reach the youth in a unfamiliar platform.

We can reshape the minds of our youth through Suburban Trap by putting the pills in the applesauce.

by The HXLY TRiBE August 30, 2015

Suburban Wasteland

A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.

"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"

"We just passed one."

"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"

by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011

suburban bitch

A basic bitch from the Suburbs; who think he/she is hood because he/she is from the suburbs.

Example:
Danny-Yo what chu looking at? I'm from the streets!
Bob-Shut the fuck up Suburban Bitch.

Danny-Don't mess with me, I'm from Chiraq (Chicago)
Bob-You're from the suburbs, Suburban Bitch.

by Studio Hood April 16, 2014

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015