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post-suicidal

A status of depression so deep you no longer wish to die. As far as you're concerned, you're already dead.

This might actually be the case if you're post-suicidal by proxy of actually having committed suicide.
Ellesime: Should we put you on suicide watch? You always seem so depressed.

Jonaleth: Nah. I'm not suicidal. It'd take more effort than I'm worth to kill myself. I'm just a hollow, dead thing.

Jonaleth no longer has the will to live, but he also does not have the will to die, instead he considers himself "already dead", having lost his Elven immortality. He is post-suicidal.
(Characters from Baldur's Gate II)
by Zadred Darkflame December 23, 2008
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Suislide

Drifting fast and hard in a seeming suicidal manner. 3rd gear entries followed by long high speed drifts, quick direction changes and full lap drifts. The term was originated by SUISLIDE Drift team.
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by OriginalWheelman June 10, 2010
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Suicidal Semen Fastball

Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.
" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."
by Krumm and Oblina October 19, 2010
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Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.
(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.
by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010
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Suicidal Spork

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference
Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork
by BumBro March 24, 2019
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suicidal jerk

When you beat your meat while everyone's home and forget to lock the door
Dude, I just had a suicidal jerk last weekend. It was sketchy
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
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