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Chink Chop Suey

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.
After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.
by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013
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American Chop Suey

The act of shitting on someones face, then punching them in the nose/mouth, to the point where it becomes a mess of blood, shit, and teeth.
LaFawnduh wasn't expecting the American Chop Suey she had for dinner last night.
by shfifty five May 31, 2007
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cheap and tasty chop suey

Cheap and tasty chop suey is a phrase yelled out by the fishmonger in Liyue Harbor from Genshin impact, this phrase is repeated indefinitely whilst near the fishmonger.
You: (cooks food at the xingli kitchen)

Fishmonger: "Cheap and tasty chop suey"
by Mr. Coolnivers July 30, 2022
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suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.
*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!
by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022
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Chop Suey

When someone is speaking a foreign language you don't understand. Very often asian in origin. Also someone who tries to sound important by using a lotta big words but makes no sense to your uneducated ears.
#1: Mayne, I cant watch dem foreign movies on Netflix cuz they always speakin dat damn Chop Suey dat I dont understand!

#2: Welp, read da Subtitles, mayne.

#3: I cant read, tho.
by DuVay Knox June 19, 2025
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Chop Suey Joint

by PelaezLink January 17, 2019
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Suey

The best bitch; a queen and also the scum of the earth; sparkle; a bicon
"Suey is so amaaaaaaaazing wow everyone loves her."
by SuEY POP February 4, 2021
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