suck a dick bitch

When you ask a girl nicely to suck your dick.

A reply that is used when someone offends you.

Hey you bitch! Suck a dick bitch!

Suck an alien dick bitch!

Suck my dick, you stupid bitch!

by SAADB July 4, 2014

suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 6, 2006

Suck My Dick

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) June 18, 2005

That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011

Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

by John B Smith October 19, 2006